Limericks & Humorous Verse
epub |eng | 2019-05-06 | Author:Sanderson Dean

BOYS & STICKS There’s nothing better Than a stick A few feet long But not too thick Something to poke Something to swing A powerful weapon To rule as a ...
( Category: Fatherhood June 11,2019 )
epub |eng | 2015-10-29 | Author:Hart Seely

March 21, 2004 CNN LATE EDITION WITH WOLF BLITZER PAT BUCHANAN Look, he’s a Hitler lover. I guess he’s an anti-Semite. He doesn’t like the blacks, He doesn’t like the ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse December 12,2016 )
epub | | | Author:Busch & Wilhelm [Busch, Wilhelm]

Daß dies mit Verstand geschah, War Herr Lehrer Lämpel da. - - Max und Moritz, diese beiden, Mochten ihn darum nicht leiden; Denn wer böse Streiche macht, Gibt nicht auf ...
( Category: German November 3,2014 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2004-10-07 | Author:Edward Lear [Lear, Edward]

n Nice little net! * * * O O was an orange So yellow and round: When it fell off the tree, It fell down to the ground. o Down ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse October 15,2014 )
epub |eng | 1997-06-30 | Author:Edward Lear [Lear, Edward]

107. There was an Old Person of Ems, Who casually fell in the Thames; And when he was found, They said he was drowned, That unlucky Old Person of Ems. ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse October 15,2014 )
epub |eng | 2004-10-07 | Author:Edward Lear [Lear, Edward]

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( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse October 15,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-01-09 | Author:Edward Lear [Lear, Edward]

VIII. Down the slippery slopes of Myrtle, Where the early pumpkins grow, To the calm and silent sea Fled the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bò. There beyond the Bay of Gurtle, Lay a large ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse October 15,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2012-09-14 | Author:Monsen, Avery & John, Jory [Monsen, Avery]

R's for raccoon that you meet on the street. There's foam on his mouth because he's been drinking root beer floats and he probably wants to share them with you! ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse April 16,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Francesco Marciuliano

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE DOGS Some of my best friends are dogs We talk about dog things Some of my cat friends don’t get it We laugh at ...
( Category: Satire March 26,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-09-01 | Author:Ryan Mecum

She said, “Yes!” to me, and we were both caught off guard when I said, “That’s right.” Maybe it’s just me, but when did Rose’s pants leg become seductive? We ...
( Category: Japanese & Haiku March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-08-03 | Author:Adam Mansbach

The seeds slumber beneath the earth now And the crops that the farmers will reap. No more questions. This interview’s over. I’ve got two words for you, kid: fucking sleep. ...
( Category: Art March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-06-17 | Author:Ryan Mecum [Mecum, Ryan]

Editor: Amy Owen HOW Books Art Director: Grace Ring Production Coordinator: Greg Nock Designer/Packager: Lisa Kuhn/Curio Press, LLC www.curiopress.com Contents Chapter 1 New York City About the Author About the ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage March 25,2014 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2013-10-01 | Author:Burnham, Bo [Burnham, Bo]

Nothing Are you terrified, as I am, of nothing? Nothing scares me more than nothing. “What’s going on?” I ask, trembling. Don’t you say it. Don’t you dare. Stars The ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-10-21 | Author:Billy Collins [Collins, Billy]

The only thing moving besides us (and we had since stopped under an awning) was a squirrel who was darting this way and that as if he were having second ...
( Category: Love Poems March 25,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Jory John [Avery Monsen and Jory John]

R's for raccoon that you meet on the street. There's foam on his mouth because he's been drinking root beer floats and he probably wants to share them with you! ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )